What Cat? – The Chaos Gremlin Disguised as a House Pet T-Shirt

$32.99

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Color Charcoal Military Green Natural Ice Grey

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

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Returns

Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

For everyone living with a creature that looks like a cat, sounds like a cat, but operates on pure unfiltered goblin energy. This shirt captures the exact moment your pet knocks something off the counter while staring dead into your soul and pretending they’ve never heard the word “no” in their life.

Featuring a wide-eyed little menace clutching a knife (as one does), this design is perfect for anyone whose furry companion seems one existential crisis away from committing tax fraud.

Wear it proudly as both a warning label and a cry for help.

Perfect for: cat owners, chaos enthusiasts, knife-cat meme lovers, folks with unhinged household pets, and anyone who has ever said “WHAT?!” at least ten times before breakfast.

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