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Counting to 10 Only Makes It Premeditated – Dark Humor Tee

Counting to 10 Only Makes It Premeditated – Dark Humor Tee

Regular price $32.99
Regular price Sale price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping


FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered


Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

For the people who tried anger management… and discovered it only made the joke funnier.

This sarcastic, distressed-text tee leans into unhinged humor while staying firmly on the side of “I would never — but I will joke about it.” Perfect for anyone whose patience has officially expired.

Perfect for:

Dark humor fans, burnt-out adults, sarcasm lovers, alt fashion wearers, and anyone who copes via chaotic comedy instead of deep breathing.

🎁 Great gift for your favorite emotionally volatile gremlin

🚚 Fast production + tracked shipping

🖤 Small business | Sugar + Violence

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