About Us

 

Hi, I’m Elizabeth — lifelong goth, artist, and mother of a small coven of goth teenagers who gravitate to bones, candles, and sarcasm. I’ve been lurking in the shadows of alternative culture since before “Wednesdaycore” was a thing, and I’ve never grown out of it. These designs are my love letter to the misfits, the sarcastic souls, and the people who think “black is a lifestyle choice, not a color.”

This shop started as an insomnia hobby and spiraled into an actual business. I make darkly funny, occasionally unhinged designs inspired by the kind of things that make my friends snort-laugh and my kids who hate everything say, “yeah… ok” (That means they want one!) Everything here is printed on demand because I believe in minimal waste, maximum mischief, and the satisfaction of knowing your order was summoned individually from the void.

I’ve spent years balancing several businesses, raising kids, and keeping my hair dye vivid — so these designs are what I’d actually want to wear on a Tuesday when life feels chaotic but I still want to look like I have a playlist full of haunted violin music. My background in design and history sneaks in sometimes too; you might spot a sword from medieval legend or a vintage skeleton doing something questionable. Consider it gothic academia meets gallows humor.

If you’ve ever been told “there might be something wrong with you,” you’re home here. I’m not here to sell you an aesthetic — I’m here to build a small, weird corner of the internet for people who laugh at the abyss and have great taste in t-shirts. So welcome, friend. Stay a while. We have cookies. (Charcoal-black, obviously.)