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Socially Distant Since Birth – Introvert Goth Humor T-Shirt

Socially Distant Since Birth – Introvert Goth Humor T-Shirt

$32.99
$32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

Some people grow into their antisocial era. You were born in yours. This introvert-friendly tee delivers that perfect mix of dark humor and “please don’t talk to me,” making it ideal for anyone who feels most at peace several feet away from everyone else.

Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly deadpan, it’s the kind of shirt that says everything so you don’t have to.

Perfect For:

Introverts, selectively social goblins, people who rehearse conversations before having them, fans of dry humor, and anyone whose natural habitat is “over here… away from you.”

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