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Sarcasm Is My Cardio – Dark Humor Fitness Tee

Sarcasm Is My Cardio – Dark Humor Fitness Tee

Regular price $32.99
Regular price Sale price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping


FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered


Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

Who needs the gym when you can burn calories being unreasonably witty?

This bold, distressed-text design delivers peak sarcastic energy — perfect for anyone whose primary form of exercise is rolling their eyes or sprinting away from responsibility.

Perfect for:

Snarky gremlins, alt fashion fans, gym avoiders, chronic eye-rollers, and anyone whose resting heart rate spikes only when delivering a perfect comeback.

🎁 Great gift for your favorite sarcastic menace

🚚 Fast production + tracked shipping

🖤 Small business | Sugar + Violence

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