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Please Chew Quieter Tee

Please Chew Quieter Tee

Regular price $32.99
Regular price Sale price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping


FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered


Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

It’s not personal.

It’s just… audible.

Please Chew Quieter is for the sensory sensitive, the quietly unhinged, and anyone who has ever been held hostage by mouth noises.

Bold vintage-inspired lettering with subtle spark details gives this shirt the energy of a sweet request… delivered through clenched teeth.

✨ Polite on the surface

✨ Internally spiraling

✨ Emotionally feral but well-mannered

Printed on a soft, classic-fit unisex tee that pairs beautifully with headphones, deep sighs, and strategic seating arrangements.

Not aggressive.

Just aware.

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