But Have You Tried Leeches? – Plague Doctor Dark Humor Tee
But Have You Tried Leeches? – Plague Doctor Dark Humor Tee
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Description
Description
Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
Shipping + Returns
Shipping + Returns
Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered
Returns
Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store
A perfectly terrible piece of medical advice, delivered with vintage plague-doctor charm.
This design features a classic plague doctor holding a lantern alongside the sarcastic phrase “But have you tried leeches?”—the ultimate comeback for anyone tired of unsolicited advice, toxic positivity, or questionable wellness hacks.
Perfect for:
Dark humor lovers, alt fashion fans, history nerds, medical professionals with a twisted sense of humor, and anyone who’s over it.
🎁 Hilarious gift for the chronically done
🚚 Fast production + tracked shipping
🖤 Small business | Sugar + Violence

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