Opossum Delight – Chaos Marsupial T-Shirt

$32.99

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Color Charcoal Military Green Natural Ice Grey

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping

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Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns

Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

For the feral little disaster inside all of us. This shirt features a vintage-style opossum looking entirely too pleased with itself, paired with the iconic declaration: “First of all… Delight.”

It’s unhinged, it’s charming, it’s marsupial-core at its finest.

Soft, cozy, and perfect for announcing to the world that your coping mechanism is simply being a gremlin of joy and spite in equal measure. Wear it to brunch, therapy, or while knocking over the metaphorical trash cans of your life.

A love letter to the cryptid energy you woke up with.

Perfect for: possum enthusiasts, chaotic neutrals, trash-panda sympathizers, collectors of ironic joy, emotional raccoons in human form, and anyone whose vibe is “I thrive in garbage, actually.”

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