Mari Lwyd – It’s the Wonderful Time of the Year T-Shirt
Mari Lwyd – It’s the Wonderful Time of the Year T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
Shipping + Returns
Shipping + Returns
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Celebrate the season the traditional way—by being pursued across your doorstep by a festive undead horse demanding entry via improvised rhyming battles.
You know… holiday spirit.
This shirt features the legendary Welsh Mari Lwyd: skeletal, shimmering, unbothered, and absolutely ready to win every single rap battle she starts. If your ideal Christmas vibe is “haunting, but make it cheerful,” this is your shirt.
A perfect blend of folklore menace and yuletide charm, it says yes, I enjoy the holidays—just not in any way that makes sense to normal people.
Perfect for: folklore nerds, cryptid Christmas fans, chaos carolers, goth holiday enthusiasts, people who prefer their seasonal cheer with a side of mild psychological distress, and anyone who knows they’d lose a roast battle against a ghost horse.

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