Life’s Short, Keep the Skull – Gothic Dark Humor T-Shirt
Life’s Short, Keep the Skull – Gothic Dark Humor T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
Shipping + Returns
Shipping + Returns
Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered
Returns
Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store
For the chronically morbid, lovingly unhinged, and anyone who knows that sentimental value sometimes looks like… bones. This tee leans into your macabre wisdom with a clean gothic design that vibes perfectly with alt, goth, dark humor, and weird-core aesthetics.
Perfect for:
• Bone collectors (literal or metaphorical)
• People whose love language is “don’t ask questions”
• Goths, weirdos, and anyone who decorates with skulls year-round
Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically macabre — the ideal uniform for living deliciously.

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