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It’s Not Premeditated, It’s Well Planned Tee

It’s Not Premeditated, It’s Well Planned Tee

Regular price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping


FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered


Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

It’s not premeditated.

It’s well planned.

Featuring a charming vintage housewife illustration holding a meat cleaver and the sweetest smile you’ve ever seen, this design is a love letter to strategic thinking… and absolutely nothing else.

Retro domestic aesthetic meets dry, calculated humor in a way that feels both wholesome and slightly concerning.

✨ Soft on the outside

✨ Methodical on the inside

✨ Organized chaos with a grocery list

Printed on a classic unisex tee with a clean, high-contrast graphic that pairs beautifully with red lipstick, structured outfits, or suspiciously detailed spreadsheets.

Calm.

Collected.

Prepared.

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