You're Cute, I'll Get You Last – Dark Humor Reaper T-Shirt
You're Cute, I'll Get You Last – Dark Humor Reaper T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
Shipping + Returns
Shipping + Returns
Shipping
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Returns
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Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
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For the romantically unhinged and affectionately threatening, this tee delivers the perfect blend of charm and menace. Featuring a mischievous reaper and the deadpan line “You’re cute. I’ll get you last.” — it’s the ideal way to say “I like you” in the most on-brand, mildly concerning way possible.
Soft, comfy, and unapologetically chaotic, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose love language is playful doom.
Perfect for: dark humor lovers, crow enthusiasts, feral romantics, cryptid-coded sweethearts, and anyone who expresses affection with a hint of danger.

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