I Have Rabies – Dark Humor Chaos T-Shirt

$32.99

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Color Charcoal Navy Black Military Green

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns

Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

For the agent of unhinged energy who prefers to let their shirt deliver the public safety announcement. Bold, blunt, and just unhinged enough to spark concern and admiration, this tee is peak chaotic humor.

Whether you're warding off small talk, confusing strangers, or simply embracing your feral era, this design captures that perfect blend of menace and deadpan comedy.

Perfect for: gremlins-at-heart (of all varieties), chaotic neutral icons, and anyone who enjoys a little shock value with their wardrobe.

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