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Goth & Gluten Free – Dark Humor Cannibalism Joke Tee

Goth & Gluten Free – Dark Humor Cannibalism Joke Tee

Regular price $32.99
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Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

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FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered


Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

Perfect for the spooky gluten-intolerant… or anyone who knows that human meat is, technically, gluten free.

This tee drops a deadpan joke that blends goth humor with absurd faux-science, making it ideal for people who enjoy dark comedy with a morbid twist. It’s unsettling, ridiculous, and 100% gluten free — just like the punchline.

Perfect for:

Dark humor fans, alt fashion lovers, goths with dietary restrictions, cannibalism-joke enjoyers, and anyone who thrives on reactions.

🎁 Great gift for your favorite problematic snack

🚚 Fast production + tracked shipping

🖤 Small business | Sugar + Violence

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