Caffeine-Resurrected Skeleton Tee

$32.99

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Color Charcoal Navy Black Military Green

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns

Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

Running on pure espresso and spite? Same.

This design features a delightfully unbothered skeleton clutching its morning brew like it’s the only thing tethering it to the mortal plane. It’s cozy, sarcastic, and tailor-made for anyone who identifies as “dead inside but still showing up.”

Printed on a soft, durable tee that feels good whether you're doomscrolling, avoiding people, or pretending to be awake in public. A must-have for the caffeine-dependent, the emotionally exhausted, and the chronically overworked.

Perfect for: coffee goblins, night-shift cryptids, burnout girlies, brunch gremlins, office zombies, students in week 12 of the semester, and anyone whose personality is 70% caffeine and 30% bad decisions.

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