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Arson? You Mean Crime Brulé – Dark Humor Pun T-Shirt

Arson? You Mean Crime Brulé – Dark Humor Pun T-Shirt

Regular price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

Serve up a little chaos with a side of wordplay in this Crime Brûlé tee — the perfect blend of unhinged humor and chef’s-kiss sarcasm. Featuring a torch illustration that’s definitely meant for desserts and absolutely not… anything else, this shirt is ideal for anyone whose sense of humor is both culinary and criminal-adjacent.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get at least one delighted gasp from someone with a morally flexible laugh track.

Perfect for: pun lovers, goth foodies, agents of mild mischief, and anyone who believes comedy should always be a little dangerous.

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