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I Crave Violence (But Cupcakes Will Do) – Dark Humor Goth T-Shirt

I Crave Violence (But Cupcakes Will Do) – Dark Humor Goth T-Shirt

Regular price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping


FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered


Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

Some days you wake up ready to wage war… but honestly, a frosted cupcake could probably fix it. This tee captures that perfect blend of unhinged energy and cozy chaos — ideal for anyone who looks sweet but absolutely is not.

Designed by an independent alt/goth brand, this shirt pairs dark humor with a deceptively cute cupcake graphic, making it a go-to piece for anxious gremlins, chaotic bakers, and anyone whose love language is both snacks and spite.

Soft, wearable, and perfect for days when you're choosing peace… mostly.

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