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Chiron Says I Need Therapy – Mythology Dark Humor Tee

Chiron Says I Need Therapy – Mythology Dark Humor Tee

Regular price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

Ancient wisdom meets modern mental health chaos.

This tee features Chiron, the legendary centaur healer, delivering the brutally honest diagnosis we all already knew: you need therapy. It’s mythological, sarcastic, and painfully relatable—perfect for anyone whose coping style is equal parts humor and trauma.

Perfect for:

Percy Jackson fans, mythology lovers, dark humor collectors, overthinkers, therapy-goers, and anyone healing with a sense of humor.

🎁 Great gift for your favorite disaster

🚚 Fast production + tracked shipping

🖤 Small business | Sugar + Violence

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