Nightmare-Fueled Opossum Energy Tee

$32.99

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Color Charcoal Navy Black Military Green

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns

Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

For the chronically tired, spiritually overcaffeinated, and emotionally DONE.

This shirt features an unhinged, glowing-eyed opossum staring into the void just like you do when your alarm goes off and your soul leaves your body for a second. It’s a whole existential crisis printed on fabric — cozy, stylish, and painfully relatable.

Whether you’re awake by choice (rare) or by force (daily), this design perfectly sums up that bleak little mantra we all whisper as we drag ourselves through the mortal plane.

Perfect for: night shift warriors, dawn-haters, late-night doomscrollers, caffeine devotees, cryptid-coded humans, burnout champions, and anyone who hasn’t felt truly rested since 2007.

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