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Ask Me About My Freezer – Gothic Dark Humor T-Shirt

Ask Me About My Freezer – Gothic Dark Humor T-Shirt

Regular price $32.99
Regular price Sale price $32.99
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Description

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay as intense as your disdain.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping + Returns

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FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered


Returns


Our goal at Sugar + Violence is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at contact@sugarandviolence.store

For the delightfully suspicious, the casually ominous, and anyone who enjoys watching strangers reconsider their life choices. This dark humor tee delivers exactly the right amount of “don’t worry about it” energy—perfect for leaning into your mysterious reputation.

Soft, comfortable, and ideal for deadpan comedians, creepy-cute gremlins, and people whose Google search history would raise questions.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Distressed gothic typography for maximum menace

• A hilariously unsettling conversation starter (or stopper)

• Soft unisex fit you’ll want to wear every day

• Perfect for horror fans, true-crime lovers, and dark-humor enthusiasts

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